Wanted: Handy "Woman"*

must be able to spackle, putty, caulk, snap a chalk line, cut tile, clean, paint, do laundry, make daily trips to Lowe's, pick up groceries, pick up take-out, use a measuring tape, use a chop saw, belt sander, hand sander, jig saw, nail gun, hammer, chisel, dremmel (to repair the nails you break), stain, varnish, reupholster, assist grumpy old man, argue through the "creative process", see project through to completion and then repeat as necessary, pick out furniture and accessories, "decorate", load moving truck, unload moving truck, carry large dressers upstairs, repair scratched floors, repair damaged casegoods, ability to design creative solutions for storage, assemble ceiling fans, install light fixtures, sockets and light switches, and all other duties that come up in a day of "off the cuff" remodeling.


compensation package includes momma's cooking at every meal and a clean, comfy bed to sleep in.

bonus package includes spending time with wonderful parents and knowing that what we're doing now is going to be part of our family for generations to come!

got caught sitting down on the job!

*(this was not an actual job posting, it is the description of the position I've taken on here!)




(I'm wearing Daddy's sweatpants and sweatshirt because the "work clothes" I brought were not warm enough... I look like a giant tomato!)